The clever plan I had to hang the bikes inside ended in failure. Have to think of something else. This apartment literally needs 3 extra inches in every dimension to be workable. Or a basement with bike storage, like the old place had.

I am considering spending money to dismantle the second bathroom and turn it into storage. It’s only used for storage now anyway, but the only thing that fits there is the stroller, the rest is taken by useless things like sink, toilet and bathtub that will never be used.
Two bathrooms is a pointless bourgeois luxury.