A guy at my office has been polling people on when was the last time they’ve been in a fistfight.
I couldn’t even recall. Have I actually managed living through my entire teenage and adult stages successfully avoiding one?

He said that this blissful peaceful existence ends when one becomes a parent, as brawls between parents to resolve their sproglings’* disputes are apparently common in this hyper competitive city. Something to look forward to!

(Last time I actually saw one was in Switzerland. the irony!)

*thank you, magical englishpeople for improving my vocabulary