I know nothing about sports.
I will never fit in here. I have nothing to talk to people about besides work.

For the holidays, they asked if anyone wanted a small coffee-mug-sized plant for their desk. I do want a plant, but there is no room at my desk. And even if there were, there is not enough light. This is easily the darkest part of this building. I asked for a ZZ plant. We shall see.
I think of a giant plant I had at my old job. I had an office with a 14th floor window overlooking the East river and Brooklyn backlit by sunset every night. I would look at passing ships during especially boring calls and especially big rusty and weird looking ones, with faraway ports of call and google where they have been and where they might be going. There are sites where you can do that.