I will never belong in this office. Everyone likely thinks I am antisocial but I don’t think I’ve ever worked anywhere where I just couldn’t connect with anyone.
Actually made an effort to go out for lunch with coworkers (oysters!) instead of hunkering down at my desk with bento as usual, and just couldn’t bring myself up to laughing at sex jokes and witticisms directed at the waiter (“let me know if you have any more questions – Yes! Where is our food? Hahaha”).
I haven’t gone anywhere, haven’t seen anything and have not even read anything worthy of contributing.