Also, my nice work clothes are now covered in urine. Subway riders next to me are reacting in appreciation, and the client will surely love it too. This is even better than the avocado and olive oil that dried by now that’s on my other suit.

Urine mixed with tiny hint of D.S.&Durga I already had on – a precious small-batch Brooklyn scent maker that I only use for client visits – this is so delightful I should patent it.