Some soft spoken Germans and their louder American friends?coworkers? are on a jam-packed delayed train next to me. They are wearing shirts from some other charity race in UAE and are going to a 5K race in my park and are joking whether they are going to a race or a beach, which is where this train line terminates. And about how they are definitely going out for a beer after.
They get off before my stop but I still have two more to go. I do have beer in the fridge, nice microbrew from upstate, and Swedish cider, but I know drinking it will be a mistake and so I won’t.

I’m sitting next to a very tall and fit man in a not-especially well-fitting pinstriped suit, jacket neatly folded on his lap, with a NYPD lapel pin prominently visible. There would be nothing particularly extraordinary about this man, not his closely-shaved head, nor his november-ocean-colored eyes, but his gray mustache is truly luxuriant. It takes years, and a lot of care, to grow and maintain a mustache like that. That’s when I notice his elaborate goth-like rings. He does not belong in this world, I decide.

I am now going to close my eyes and imagine what would happen next if i were at a start of a Neil Gaiman’s book.