For L, for some reason, the definition of a faraway place is Africa.
Africa is where Barmalei lives.
Africa is where Santa Claus went back to now that his likeness is gone from the building lobby.
And now that we chased the monsters away from his room, Africa is where they went to as well.
We tried to correct this so very hard – Santa Claus lives in Lapland, we say. Monsters went back to their far away island.
No. They live in Africa. Africa is the land of monsters and Santa Clauses. And nothing can be done about that.
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