We’re very concerned that a bug was found so close to release. We want a comprehensive list of all the other bugs that have not been discovered yet so that we can decide whether to go ahead with the release.

(via clientsfromhell)

I will just pretend I’m in Buenos Aires.

Or Italy…

Being swallowed on the way to New Jersey

I hate winging it more than most things. I would take root canal over winging it.

Especially when winging it while sleep deprived, and when I have to train someone I’ve never met on something I have only a vague notion of.

newyorker:

“It’ll apply next week, whether it’s one or the other,” Barry Blitt says, about his cover, “Anything But That,” for the new issue.

Medusa and Hillary Clinton: Why the Original ‘Nasty Woman’ Keeps Reappearing During the 2016 Election – The Atlantic

The fact that I never stopped to think about it – until now- just shows how deep this goes in our culture.

the-future-now:

Elon Musk: We Need Universal Income Because Robots Will Steal All the Jobs

What will happen if robots steal our jobs? It’s a question that’s been on the minds of both the proletariat and the bourgeoisie since the advent of artificial intelligence.

taylor-ruth:

weird things that matter

Once upon a time a person existed who thought that 7 am conference calls with Asia were epitome of cruelty.
That person also lived 15 minutes away from work.
That same person also thought that a night out was fun when just coming out of a club at this hour.

Beating myself up for allowing myself the luxury of one episode of Westworld last night instead of going to bed at 9:30 like responsible people do on Sunday night.

The thing that hasn’t ceased to amaze me is how many people are already up and on their way to work in this neighborhood. The expressway is full of cars and trucks. I am whining here in my privileged (compared to them) existence but millions of people do this every day of their wretched lives.